Worst Feeling

Something that I really hate, but it’s not a pet peeve. I dread this. It is terrible, I feel like and stupid idiot and can’t help but feel regret for ages after it happens. What am I talking about?

Well, it’s nothing specific, it can happen with tons of things. You do something, and you think your doing the greatest thing ever. Well that’s an exaggeration but you keep doing this or saying this and it doesn’t seem to click in that maybe others don’t like it. Maybe it’s something kinda stupid, and not funny, or not cool, just wrong. Then you find out what you were doing. That’s not it though. You find out FROM the people who hate it the most, and they downright are PISSED at you. You go from happy go lucky to “Oh.” Just “Oh” not an “Oh sorry, I won’t do it again” or a “Oh haha, I forgot about that” Just “Oh”. You  have nothing else to say, because you realise what an ass you were. What you were doing so wrong and why nobody liked it, all at once. Nothing can be done to undo whatever it was and you can’t back out of it or regain yourself anytime soon.

That’s the worst feeling.

Think twice about what you do all the time. Then what others may think of it.

Building up…to What?

It feels like something really big is going to happen, I don’t really know why though. I’m just realy excited or something. I can’t wait…It feels soon too. Maybe because I am going to a camp this weekend. Hm, probably. Well regardless of how exciting the next couple of days are I am EXTREMELY bored right now. AUGH.

Ahiujhgsadlbhdaflhwaba.

I need something to blog about.

Metal Shark

I now have a top row of braces AND bottom row, for some reason, after I got the bottom ones in.

My teeth felt REALLY good, like, no pain. It just felt the oppisite, nothing hurt, when I was eating lunch it was WONDERFUL. I don’t know why it didn’t hurt.

One hour later however. It hurt like HELL.

Today

Today I yawned a great big yawn and leant back to far so I couldn’t get back up again…It was me vs. gravity, and gravity won.

That was the high-point of my day.

I also went jogging.

Stupid piano lessons got canceled…I could have had plans DX

House Cleaning

I was forced into doinf some house-cleaning, aka my room and my computer area. Well, it took awhile but now it’s all nice and tidy. I mean sure, it doesn’t really make going on the computer more fun or anything, but it is still great to type on a keyboard that doesn’t have a risk of two cans of orange crush, an empty glass full of ice water falling onto it. So that’s nice.

Remember that big jar of change I blogged about? Well I am refilling it after I cashed it in. When I was cleaning up I found tons of change, to the point that is was almost aggravating. Everytime I found a couple dimes, or a quarter, I’d have to go back into my room and put the change in the jar. Now, it might seem like getting all the money on the floor at once then putting it back in the jar would be a quicker solution, but I tried doing that, but when I thought all the change had been found. To my horror, MORE money was found. I walked back and forth so many times I was tempted to throw the money out of my sight.

Their is a quarter staring at me from my desk…taunting me… with his friend Mr. Penny. I swear to god they hide from me when I look for them.

100 creepy questions.

I always see people answer 100 questions or something on facebook. These are sort of a pardoy of the normal kind.1. What is your Earth name, human? Aubrey

2. What is your full address? Ahah, sure…

3. Phone number? No… : |

4. You do realise I now have enough information to stalk and kill you? You spelt realize wrong.

5. Where does your wife go shopping? What!?

6. Where do your children play? They play with my “wife”

7. Are there any conveniently located woodchippers or toolsheds nearby? No, why do you ask?

8. Do you love your family? Perhaps.

9. Do you REALLY love them or are you just saying that? Perhaps.

10. Do you come here often? I guess…

11. Have you ever had sex? No.

12. If yes, give an account, leaving no details to the imagination:

13. If no, explain why not: Uhm…I’m too young?

14. Have you ever had gay sex? Perhaps.

15. Would you like to do it again? Perhaps.

16. Ah, so you HAVE had gay sex? Perhaps.

17. Have you ever been in a threesome? Perhaps.

18. If yes, do you consider yourself honest? Damn straight…

19. ‘Cos I don’t. Ok.

20. Do you masturbate? What!?

21. Fun, isn’t it? Er…uh…bu…NEXT QUESTION.

22. Which of the following would you consider appropriate situations for masturbation:
- In bed, alone
- In bed with a partner
- In bed with a dog <- This one
- Before sex
- After sex
- During sex
- At your mother’s wake

23. Why are you filling out these questions? I THOUGHT they were funny.

24. Seriously, don’t you have anything better to do? No reason…

25. Are you in a relationship with someone? No…

26. Bearing in mind that animals, minors and stalking victims don’t count, are you in a relationship with someone? No.

27. Oh, and I’d also like to add ‘fictional characters’ to that list. Damnit.

28. Do you feel lucky, punk? No.

29. What’s your favourite Monty Python film that isn’t Life of Brian? I haven’t seen any Monty Python films.

30. What’s your favourite song by Queen that isn’t Bohemian Rhapsody? Bicycle

31. What’s your favourite team sport that isn’t football? I don’t like sports.

32. Who’s your favourite actor who was in Footloose and isn’t Kevin Bacon? Mmmmm… Bacon

33. Who’s your favourite actress who was in Fight Club and isn’t Helena Bonham Carter? Mmmmmm….Club…

34. Do you prefer chalk or cheese? Chalk.

35. Laurel or Hardy? Hardy.

36. White or slightly off-white? Off-white XD

37. Lice or doornails? Doornails

38. Mangoes or licorice? Licorice

39. Nostrils or the Serengeti Plain? Serengeti

40. Do you want to die, Sidney? I want to die, opera.

41. Have you ever been to prison? No…

42. If yes, were you the man or the bitch?

43. Oh, perhaps I should have asked this earlier: Are you male or female? Male.

44. Really? Yea.

45. Blimey. What!?

46. What’s your ultimate sexual fantasy? Well… C:

47. Did you really think I wanted to know that, you freak? Sorry.

48. Is the cup half full or half empty? Half full cause I’m to smart for an age old question.

49. Who is your best friend? You.

50. Okay, who is your second best friend? Myself.

51. Do you have any friends at all? …damn.

52. Bearing in mind that animals, minors, stalking victims, fictional characters and inanimate objects don’t count? …damn.

53. Did you know coming up with 100 questions is more difficult than it sounds? Actually, yes.

54. Discuss the use of iambic pentameter in act 4, scene 1 of Othello, the Moor of Venice. No.

55. Do you know what I’m talking about when I say “Yum, I love a nice tasty slice of hair pie”? Maybe I do…

56. If yes, do you feel vaguely ashamed? Not really.

57. Do you consider yourself a smacktard? Whats a smacktard?

58. If no, why are you still answering these questions? Oh…

59. What’s your favourite book for use in self-defense? A nice thick one.

60. Does he look like a bitch? Yea.

61. Then why did you fuck him like a bitch, Brian? Cause I’m a DOG.

62. Did your dad ever do that thing where he walks to the bathroom completely nude hoping no-one will see him? Yes.

63. Did it freak you out as much as it did me? Yes T.T

64. List all your pets. Benny, Chloe.

65. I know this may be painful, but list all the dead ones, too. Lady.

66. How did they die? Stupidness.

67. Ha ha! What stupid creatures. I know right.

68. What’s your favourite comic by Alan Moore called Watchmen? None.

69. Really? Yep.

70. Mine too! Yep

71. Do you admire Justin Timberlake…
… For his musical ability? Nope
… For his reputedly enormous willy? Nope
… For the ease with which he lights on fire? Yep

72. Have you ever met a ghost? No

73. Have you ever communicated with a ghost? No

74. Have you ever played Scrabble with a ghost? I wish.

76. Would you like to reconsider your answer to question 57? Actually, yes.

77. Have you ever taken drugs? I tried some advil before…

78. Have you ever sold drugs? Perhaps.

79. Could I have a price list? Pay me in back rubs.

80. Do you think I’m attractive? Hell yea!

81. My mum does. Mine too!

82. Have you ever dressed like a woman? Maybe when I was mistaken as one.

83. C’mon, you can tell me. I did.

84. Everyone has at some point. I know.

85. Ha ha! I lied! TRANNY! Sad face D:

86. Apologies if you’re a girl, by the way. No problem, I believe I am…

87. When was the last time you said ‘I love you’? Not gonna answer that one for fear of sheer embaressment.

88. When was the last time you said it to something other than a TV screen? See above.

89. My programmer taught me a song. Would you like to hear it? With your voice? No.

90. Would you eat poo if I gave you a fiver? …Perhaps.

91. Tenner? Perhaps

92. Would you eat poo if I gave you fifty quid and a sweetie? …Perhaps.

93. Explain your answer. Only if it had a topping of my choice.

94. Hello, is it me you’re looking for? No >.>

95. Who sent you this quiz? I found it…

96. Do you find this person attractive? Hell yea!

97. Would you want to have sex with this person? YES!

98. You do know they’ll probably read this? YEA!

99. Er… Hahah, got you their.

100. That’s it. Yay!

Pet Peeves

I was in socials class and the kid beside me. (I think his name is Gurkar) says: “What word is that?” What word? Then he points at a word on my worksheet.

You had to do a worksheet that you put a check mark on a box for what you thought the answer would be. I looked over his sheet and found out that he had copied EVERY single column that I had done from top to bottome and started writing my reasons while I was doing my own. Then he has the nerve to ask me what word it was I wrote? After he didn’t even tell me he was copying a worksheet with no wrong answer!? NO, I thought, NO. I’m not doing my thinking for you so go away.

I am seriously going to switch seats.

It reminded me of my pet peeves, things that annoy me.

- Copying off me without asking for help first
- Calling me a certain word. I will not mention it.
- Calling me out when I say something that sounds racist. Even if it clearly isn’t.
- Joking about AIDS or Cancer, like: “U HaS AiDz LoLz”.
- Telling somebody that their opinion is wrong, and your stupid for thinking that.
- When a clear fact is told and somebody does not believe it.
- Mixing other peoples words up when they say something that vaguely sounds like a brash or sick statement, and sticking to it consistently.

These are just a few…

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Obama won!

Sleeplag

Yesterday me and some friends stayed up all night. We did not sleep a wink. I tried to. Then I thought “Well, I almost made it through the whole night anyways, I might as well stay up.” So I did. It’s kind of tough. You always have to have something to do. (It was over at a friends house btw.) So if you don’t have something to talk or do. Your going to forfeit and go to bed. We also stayed up an hour longer then we would have aswell. Since all the clocks moved back an hour. So I’d look at the clock and be like “Yay! It’s 5:43!” but no. It wasn’t changed back. It was 4:43am.

The moment I got home I went to bed. I woke up around noon and had a meal of sorts. Brelunchinner since I didn’t really know what it was in my system. Just that I was HUNGRY. Now I’m trying to stay awake so I’ll sleep tonight. If I don’t, I’ll become nocturnal.